Disassemble furniture
Disassemble furniture by Bloopbeepboop October 26, 2018
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disassemble scaffolding
When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.
Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!
disassemble scaffolding by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!
Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.
Money can’t buy everything!
This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.
That’s what she said!!!!!!
It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:
“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.
The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.
Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
Rapid Unplanned Disassembly by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly
"RUD" for short. In high-power hobby rocketry, an unforeseen event usually attributed to an exploding rocket motor that send pieces of the rocket in every direction, quickly.
Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly by Paxarcanum May 22, 2011
Dissemble
To give a false or misleading appearance to; conceal the truth or the real nature of:
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.
*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.
to dissemble one's incompetence in business. To conceal/lie and hide one's true motives, thoughts, actions, etc., by some pretense; speak or act hypocritically.
*Not to be confused with the word "disassemble", to take apart, dismantle, tear down.
Dissembler
I was going to buy a watch from that guy on the street corner, but he gave off the vibes of a dissembler
Dissembler by Slicks McRead March 9, 2023
unscheduled rapid disassembly
Unplanned Explosion.
unscheduled rapid disassembly by mlhiss April 20, 2023