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disapillity 

When someone gets disability because he/she is hooked on pills.
Rochelle's gonna go get her disapillity check so she can get her vicodin.
disapillity by Kharma January 29, 2009
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Learning Disability 

A learning disability is a reduced intellectual ability and difficulty with everyday activities e.g. household tasks, socialising or managing money, which will affect someone for their whole life. People with a learning disability tend to take longer to learn and may need support to develop new skills, understand complicated information and interact with other people.
Learning disability is often confused with dyslexia and mental health problems. Mencap* describes dyslexia as a “learning difficulty” because, unlike learning disability, it does not affect intellect.
*The Royal Mencap Society is a charity based in the UK that works with people with a learning disability, founded in 1946 by Judy Fryd.
Learning Disability by AKACroatalin December 17, 2016

Spiritual disability 

Feeling an immaterial lack or void in the soul, due to being distant or disconnected from the divine(God, the ultimate truth),our true purpose, and higher values which are transcendent but have worldly presence.

Side effects include; (but not limited to)
Acedia

Hate
Materialism

Frustration

Anxiety

Confusion
Weakness

Psychological disorders

Lack of driving purpose

Dead heart
Inability to self actualize

Lack of excellence at worship and work
Obsession about other people and gossip
Lack of self focus

Problems dealing with other people

Lack of creativity

Lack of self confidence

Lack of objective morales and ethics
Lack of solid foundation for character and personality

Feeling like an empty shell
All our morale, ethical, psychological problems can be traced to a degree of spiritual disability.
Spiritual disability by Slave 7 August 18, 2019

Disability Envy 

Disability envy is when Chav's (mainly Chavettes) are jealous that someone they vaguely know gets free footwear, free nappies, free and full-time nursery places, a free Mobility car, free Road Tax, re-housing, free adaptionations, free transport to school and all the other 'perks' that come with having a child with a disability.

The jealousy usually manifests itself as heckles like 'Paint your f*****g fence' or 'I told you aleeeeeeeeeeeshaaaa (or similar name for the under fives who has become immune to being sworn at and who are most often allowed to play out until 10pm) not to f*****g play in their b*****d garden'. Sometimes it manifest itself from better known aquaintences who like to make snide and unjustified comments about the dis/abilities of your child, what a better job they could do in your position and how much easier their lives would have been with the 'free stuff' for their own (non-disabled) children. People have been known to say 'They're not THAT disabled' and 'Yea but you're set for life now!'

Disability Envy should not be confused with Penis Envy. Although, in both instances the offenders have flacid c*cks growing out of their foreheads.
Mother: I wish my child could go to University, have a husband, have a baby, stay dry throughout the day and night, write or recognise her own name.
Chav with Disability Envy: Yes, but you get FREE nappies!?

Mother: I'm so worried what will happen when I die or if I become ill and not able to care for my child.
Posh Friend with Disability Envy: Oh I wish I could have gotten Rupert into Nursery without those astronomical fees. What did you say? I was distracted by your new shiny free car.
Disability Envy by Sky24601 June 28, 2010

disability heckler 

Someone who harasses or embarrasses an individual with a disability out in public view.
One who makes taunting remarks about someones disability.
The man talking to that guy over there in the wheelchair is a disability heckler.

disability heckler 

An asshole who goes around and laughs at those with disabilities as they make embarrassing mistakes.
Lance: "Hey Scott C. watch out for the puddle of water"
Scott C. falls into the water
Lance: "Hahahahahahah, you fell into the water when I told you not to you idiot"
Scott C.: "I am not an idiot, I have cerebral palsy"
Lance: "Cerebral Palsy is like being gay, you can choose not to be"
Scott C: "Not only are you a little bitch, but you are a disability heckler"
Lance: At least I am not a disaster mocker
Scott C: No you are a flood worrier you pussy
disability heckler by Honchongo June 13, 2011

learning disability 

A learning disability is a neurologically based processing problem, such as a disorder in auditory processing, visual processing, or non-verbal processing. Learning disabilities are diagnosed when there is a gap between potential and actual achievement, and therefor people with learning disabilities have average to above-average intelligence. Learning disabilities are lifelong conditions, but with appropriate specialized education students can achieve at the same level as their same-age peers.
Sally is smart but struggles in school, maybe we should assess for a learning disability?
learning disability by Corrbrias April 19, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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