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'Dirty J-Wood' 

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

dirty woodhouse 

To preform this incredible sex act it takes a man and a women. For this to work properly the man needs to be on top of a woman with her facing up, both partners should have their feet pointing towards the head or side of the bed. Once you are having vaginal intercourse and you are close to ejaculation you quickly cram both of your testicles into the women's anus. Then right before you finish you pull out and shoot her in the eyes with your man juice hopefully blinding the woman. You then proceed to waddle forward while dragging your shit covered nuts across her whole body creating a nice slimy trail. When your nuts have reached her chest she will most likely have recovered a little from the money shot you nailed her with and she will probably start to sit up at which point you smack your poopie nut sack into her face like two wrecking balls. If she is still lying there with her head down you simply tea bag her right in the face. You then proceed on your merry way. It takes a man with a somewhat stretchy nut sack to preform this dirty deed.
Pat "What's wrong with Sierra today?"
Codi "Oh Ian gave her the Dirty Woodhouse last night."
dirty woodhouse by Woodhouse21 November 12, 2014

dirty woody

When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.
Hey bro I gave Riley a Dirty Woody last night, my sack looks like a deflated beach ball
dirty woody by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020

dirty woodruff 

A sexual act that consists of placing your index and middle fingers into the nose of the victim and dry dogging thier asshole until climax. After your baby gravy has been deposited quickly remove your fingers from the nostrals and kick the victim soundly in the abdomen. Usually resulting in a violent explosive mixture of the two people's bodily fluids
Dude she let me tie her up and give her the Dirty Woodruff
dirty woodruff by Filthycaptianwooy December 4, 2018

dirty woodchuck 

A large Ginger bearded land beast.
It likes it eat shrooms and unicorns.
You should have seen Chris last night, he was a real Dirty Woodchuck!
dirty woodchuck by WookieWet May 25, 2021

dirty woodbrey 

When you fuck your girl so far in the ass you break your own wood.
Stan just suffered through a dirty woodbrey
dirty woodbrey by haribo October 25, 2022
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