dirty wash
dirty wash by pupscorprhino December 7, 2015
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A sex move that is like no other. I, Carwash7576, am inventing a sex move. Kinda like a gang bang, but not really. There has to be 3 people there, at least 2 males. One male on the left side, one male on the right side, and they both jerk off at the same time in a speed test, and the third person is waiting for them to orgasm while doing their own thing. When the 2 males are about to orgasm, the third person runs in the middle, and gets a “dirty car wash” the person running in the middle, has to go back and forth between sucking on the dicks after the initial carwash. When the 3rd person is sucking on the dick, the other dick goes inside. It ends by putting your clothes on, walking out, and acting like it never happened. After the dirty car wash takes place, it’s never spoken of again, and you will never be the same. Ever.
Girl one: “Ew. Why do you smell so bad?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”
Girl two: “I’m not really supposed to talk about it, but I did a Dirty Car Wash with Kyle and Chad.”
Girl one: “Oh shit. No wonder you smell like fish.”
Girl two: “What the fuck? The Dirty Car Wash is the best thing i’ve ever done!”
Random girl: “The fucking what?”
dirty car wash by carwash7576 January 11, 2020
Dirty Car Wash
The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.
Origin: old Norse/cleveland
Origin: old Norse/cleveland
Dirty Car Wash by I'm not as think as you drunk May 18, 2014
Dirty Mouth Wash
As you're sticking your dick in a girl, you pull out right before you cum and squirt a bottle of Listerine up her cunt and then cum on her teeth, just because.
"So I was going down on this girl, and she had a really smelly pussy, so I had to give her a dirty mouth wash."
Dirty Mouth Wash by Shameless M April 2, 2010
dirty mouth wash
man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash
kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle
man: pulls out gun
kid: oh shit
kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle
man: pulls out gun
kid: oh shit
dirty mouth wash by ting ling 69 April 8, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>Place A Towel On The Floor, Urinate On A Certain Spot And From Which, Wence, Throw It Inside A Hamper With Clothes Then Wait 15 Hours To Wash Dirty Clothes With <Waste>Ur<i>ne<wastE>
Dirty South Wiener Wash
When a man curtsy flushes after diarrheaing in a toilet, the toilet water splashes the penis head and leaves fragments of poop on the penis.
Dirty South Wiener Wash by Novacaine86 May 7, 2010