The act in which an individual swipes the feces across the face to form a Rick Ross like beard. In a sense, it's very similar to a Dirty Sanchez. But instead of giving a feces mustache, it's a beard.
"Forget a dirty sanchez, I gave that ho' a dirty ross
fingering your bird and making a big deal about licking your fingers infront of her. its best to make some good noises to make the experience so much better
When a woman who makes at least three times more money than her partner demands to fuck him in the ass with a strap on. When she is done, she rubs the dildo on his lips, giving the impression that he is wearing chocolate flavored lip gloss.
Jim came home late from the 49er game and his wife was so pissed that she gave him a dirty rossell.
Breaking into a fire station and masturbating into the firemens helmets then hiding and calling the emergency services and jacking off in the shadows while you watch the firemen put their cum filled helmets on
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.