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dirty noel 

The act of having anal sex with a dwarf, ejaculating inside and using both of your hands to scoop out the cum and faecal matter.
Taff: Hew a pyewa gave that 3 foot tall spaz a dirty noel
Josh: gan on!
dirty noel by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020

Dirty noelle 

When you run into a target bathroom because you have to take a massive shit, and find a couple doing it while licking a bloody poop covered tampon, and they ask you if you want to join.
That's called a Dirty Noelle.
Bro I just witnessed a dirty Noelle, it was crazy.
Dirty noelle by RrUoSsTeY April 27, 2020

dirty noell

when ure w/ a girl and just take a dump on her chest
Baby we've been together for a while, how bout a dirty noell?
dirty noell by kevin April 23, 2003

dirty nohelia 

This type of girl is one of the dirtiest you can find. It's when the girl has huge Boobs and Ass and you start off by doing a Boob job (aka pajaso Ruso), then proceed to do a butt job on her. You then shove your dick inside her that while pinky fucking her butthole. You finish off with spraying her face with cum and having her lick every last drop while she finishes off rubbing her clit to climax. Nasty as fuck those Nohelias.
The girl said she likedbit rough, so I did a dirty Nohelia on her.
dirty nohelia by Dirty_Angel October 18, 2020

dirty Nohel 

When you’re having gay Sex with a tiny skinny man, that weights so little u can throw him in the air then try to penetrate him with your penis while he is still up.
Dude I’m in the hospital cuz last night I was doing Bryan a dirty Nohel and accidentally fractured my penis. Didn’t think it would happen because of how light he is.
dirty Nohel by Kullo November 2, 2021

dirty noelani

When you receive good head from a partner (specifically a Hispanic male named diego) and he manages to finger you at the same time to make you squirt on his face
Wow! I gave my girlfriend the “dirty noelani” last night it was awesome
dirty noelani by Cougar069 May 28, 2023
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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