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A very humorous kind hearted person who is very sexy and intelligent. A Noell is usually a unisex word meaning Christmas. Most Noel'ls have a very nice "bod". A Noell also has many talents.
"Oh that Noell is an amazing dancer"
"Wow that Noell is hot"
Noell by bruh dont look at my name January 15, 2015
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most likely bisexual, humongous mommy milkers, the phatttest ass, and most likely a brunette.

Noell Theorem 

Whats the answer to #2?
Thats easy, use the Noell Theorem!
Noell Theorem by harbdog2 September 15, 2021

dirty noell

when ure w/ a girl and just take a dump on her chest
Baby we've been together for a while, how bout a dirty noell?
dirty noell by kevin April 23, 2003

O'Nellas straw 

A principal of performance based on occam's razor that states "the simplest straw will perform the best"
"when i see a child across the room at olive garden gently sipping chocolate milk through a crazy straws all i see is a misguided youth wasting his life." said Sam O'Nella. This gives an excellent example of O'Nellas straw by showing how a crazy straw with all its twists and turns will take longer to bring the liquid past your lips and down your Flesh pipe.
O'Nellas straw by Michael Malloy October 11, 2018

Sam O’nella Academy 

A online YouTube academy that, unlike salmonella, will improve your body with delicious knowledge juice every 2-3 months to improve your brain
Human 1 “Man I just got an F on this test”
Human 2 “DUDE, I told you to watch Newest Video on the Sam O’nella Academy”
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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