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Dirty Melanie 

Aka the pogo stick. It's when the girl is on top and bouncing, but she pulls out each time and alternates ass, pussy, ass puss.
My wife did the dirty Melanie last night. She was going so fast I came in both holes twice.
Dirty Melanie by JL188 December 10, 2018

DIRTY Malone 

A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.
Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.
DIRTY Malone by Haribokart October 14, 2019

dirty melanie 

a girl that is WAY too freaky, stay away or you might get something you didn’t ask for 😳
hey garrett how was that girl last night?
bro she was such a dirty melanie, while she was giving me head she shoved three fingers into my ass, i’m still sore.

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.
Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

Dirty malone 

My mailman is so hot I dirty Maloned him yesterday
Dirty malone by FratBoiz November 15, 2017

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026