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dirty melon 

A really small round ass
I just put my stink rod in that girl's dirty melon!
dirty melon by Steezy J October 18, 2010
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Dirty Melanie 

Aka the pogo stick. It's when the girl is on top and bouncing, but she pulls out each time and alternates ass, pussy, ass puss.
My wife did the dirty Melanie last night. She was going so fast I came in both holes twice.
Dirty Melanie by JL188 December 10, 2018

DIRTY Malone 

A DIRTY Malone is when you pick dirty holes of your partner, lick under your fingernails and then shove it up your butt.
Honey, if you don't start doing the laundry more often I will stop going you DIRTY Malones.
DIRTY Malone by Haribokart October 14, 2019

dirty melanie 

a girl that is WAY too freaky, stay away or you might get something you didn’t ask for 😳
hey garrett how was that girl last night?
bro she was such a dirty melanie, while she was giving me head she shoved three fingers into my ass, i’m still sore.

doing a dirty malone

The act of plunging ones beak into a pair of filthy pants.
Fucking hell gordon I was doing a dirty malone in the woman’s changing rooms and I got caught. My god Neil, you are a foul bastard.

Dirty malone 

My mailman is so hot I dirty Maloned him yesterday
Dirty malone by FratBoiz November 15, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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