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dirty kurty 

While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!
dirty kurty by Dave Kendrick May 24, 2006
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Dirty Kurt 

When someone is extra dirty. Like seriously dirty... boxes stacked up in the shower dirty... so dirty your skin looks grey and occasionally takes on a yellow, or brownish hue.
That guy over there's a Dirty Kurt.
Dirty Kurt by Iscariom July 6, 2011

dirty kurtis 

When you smack someone’s ass until they shit themselves and proceed to eat them out
Dam that chick is getting some dirty kurtis tonight
dirty kurtis by Dawgo May 13, 2020

dirty kirty 

It's when you have sex with a girl and finish in her mouth. She then snowballs her unaware boyfriend/husband while he sleeps.
Hey what's wrong? I woke up with cum in my mouth.......Oh you got a dirty kirty!
dirty kirty by Mr. man May 29, 2012

dirty kurtis 

When u smack a cow’s booty with manure and eat it out
Dam bruh he’s tryna pull a dirty kurtis
dirty kurtis by Dawgo May 13, 2020

Dirty Kurt 

When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
Dirty Kurt by anonymous March 28, 2024

dirtycurty04 

Known to be the fuck up, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser ever. He pulls fire alarms, beats up skinny ass kids, and smokes a lot of nicotine.
OMG, dirtycurty04 is the biggest clout chaser here.”
dirtycurty04 by DIRTYCURTY04 December 21, 2019
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