Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.
Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.
When your dog watches you have sex for only 12 seconds because you are old and waits for you to get up so he can put his red rocket where it belongs and finishes what you couldn't.
Good thing that ho couldn't tell that dirty kirby was in the bed.
When a pink party ballon is used as a condom for anal sex. When you are finished take the ballon off while keeping it in the persons butt and then proceed to inflate it. Now without tying it off try and pull it out and once it is free let it fly and dodge the goo filling.
Me and this chick did the dirty Kirby last night, and she was pretty disgusted with the outcome.