dirty kirty
It's when you have sex with a girl and finish in her mouth. She then snowballs her unaware boyfriend/husband while he sleeps.
dirty kirty by Mr. man May 29, 2012
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dirty kirsty
When a guy fucks you while you're on your period then dick slaps you in the forehead so you resemble Simba.
dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020
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dirty kirt
Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.
Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.
dirty kirt by troconn July 8, 2007
dirty kirsty
When you're on your period and you let a guy fuck you, then get dick slapped in the face so you resemble Simba.
dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020
dirty kirby
when a girl sucks you off and then proceeds to spit it out instead of swallowing
much like kirby spits out other players when he sucks them up on super smash bro. for the nintendo 64
much like kirby spits out other players when he sucks them up on super smash bro. for the nintendo 64
dirty kirby by Kenny,keith,ethan August 6, 2007
Dirty Kirby
When your dog watches you have sex for only 12 seconds because you are old and waits for you to get up so he can put his red rocket where it belongs and finishes what you couldn't.
Dirty Kirby by chinosuperstar May 2, 2008
Dirty kirby
When a pink party ballon is used as a condom for anal sex. When you are finished take the ballon off while keeping it in the persons butt and then proceed to inflate it. Now without tying it off try and pull it out and once it is free let it fly and dodge the goo filling.
Dirty kirby by Kirbymyenthusiasm October 21, 2019
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