dirty kirty 

It's when you have sex with a girl and finish in her mouth. She then snowballs her unaware boyfriend/husband while he sleeps.

Hey what's wrong? I woke up with cum in my mouth.......Oh you got a dirty kirty!

dirty kirty by Mr. man May 29, 2012

dirty kirsty 

When a guy fucks you while you're on your period then dick slaps you in the forehead so you resemble Simba.

Wow, she just got Dirty Kirsty'd.

dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020

dirty kirt 

Also called the dirty kirtland in honor of the general. A sexual manuver whereby a woman puts a large red ball in a man's anus. She then hits him in the back of the neck which causes the red ball to shoot out of his anus. The red ball is then used for his gag-harness to limit the screaming caused by the pain of the anal pounding to follow.

Wow, my girlfriend pulled a dirty kirtland on me tonight. My anus really hurts and I wish I wouldn't have eaten tacos for lunch.

dirty kirt by troconn July 8, 2007

dirty kirsty 

When you're on your period and you let a guy fuck you, then get dick slapped in the face so you resemble Simba.

Dirty Kirsty, she's a naught Leo.

dirty kirsty by Ssshane April 6, 2020

dirty kirby 

when a girl sucks you off and then proceeds to spit it out instead of swallowing

much like kirby spits out other players when he sucks them up on super smash bro. for the nintendo 64

Dude,wtf!? your mom did the ol' dirty kirby last night

dirty kirby by Kenny,keith,ethan August 6, 2007

Dirty Kirby 

When your dog watches you have sex for only 12 seconds because you are old and waits for you to get up so he can put his red rocket where it belongs and finishes what you couldn't.

Good thing that ho couldn't tell that dirty kirby was in the bed.

Dirty Kirby by chinosuperstar May 2, 2008

Dirty kirby 

When a pink party ballon is used as a condom for anal sex. When you are finished take the ballon off while keeping it in the persons butt and then proceed to inflate it. Now without tying it off try and pull it out and once it is free let it fly and dodge the goo filling.

Me and this chick did the dirty Kirby last night, and she was pretty disgusted with the outcome.

Dirty kirby by Kirbymyenthusiasm October 21, 2019