Skip to main content

dirty kalyn

When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy
“Dude! I just did a dirty kalyn!”
“Ew bro did it splatter?”
Everywhere haha!!”
by DefinitionGoddess6969666 April 15, 2020
mugGet the dirty kalyn mug.

dirty kadyn

A sexy motherfucker that genuinely goes to fuck around with every girl that crosses his path
by Dirty Kadyn April 4, 2020
mugGet the dirty kadyn mug.

dirty kaelyn

When you try to arouse your lover by covering yourself in a blanket naked and act like Pterodactyl.
My boyfriend broke up with me after I pulled a dirty Kaelyn
by Dirtykaelyn April 16, 2020
mugGet the dirty kaelyn mug.

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.
Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!
by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023
mugGet the dirty kalen mug.

Dirty kailyn

Girl who will do anything for a fix or a dime. Dirty kailyn is usually non educated, has many illigitimate children. Will strip, get dry butt screwed, or even lick the tisn't for a buck but never actually hold a legit job.
Need a lap dance? Call on Dirty Kailyn she'll do anything.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
mugGet the Dirty kailyn mug.

dirty kalen

While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens
Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing
by Troller937 May 4, 2020
mugGet the dirty kalen mug.

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.
Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?
by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023
mugGet the dirty kalen mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email