dirty kalyn 

When you climb to the top of a building and pull your pants down and take a dump on a passing bald guy

“Dude! I just did a dirty kalyn!”
“Ew bro did it splatter?”
“Everywhere haha!!”

dirty kalyn by DefinitionGoddess6969666 April 15, 2020

dirty kadyn 

A sexy motherfucker that genuinely goes to fuck around with every girl that crosses his path

Your a dirty Kadyn

dirty kadyn by Dirty Kadyn April 4, 2020

dirty kaelyn

When you try to arouse your lover by covering yourself in a blanket naked and act like Pterodactyl.

My boyfriend broke up with me after I pulled a dirty Kaelyn

dirty kaelyn by Dirtykaelyn April 16, 2020

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

dirty kalen by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

Dirty kailyn 

Girl who will do anything for a fix or a dime. Dirty kailyn is usually non educated, has many illigitimate children. Will strip, get dry butt screwed, or even lick the tisn't for a buck but never actually hold a legit job.

Need a lap dance? Call on Dirty Kailyn she'll do anything.

Dirty kailyn by anonymous September 14, 2020

dirty kalen

While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens

Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing

dirty kalen by Troller937 May 4, 2020

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you ask your nearest petsmart if you can titty fuck a albino toned gerbil while masturbating to a constipated anteater with multiple 10 pound casing C4s strapped inside your rectum.

Yo Tyrone, did you hear how William pulled a dirty kalen yesterday?

dirty kalen by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023