dirty jordi 

when someone is passed out on the floor and you put your penis in their mouth

jordan gave girl a dirty jordi last night

dirty jordi by sam luce January 9, 2008

Dirty jordan 

a man who enjoys relations with his mouth and his partner's breasts, or a man who kisses his partner's breasts.

"dude last night i gave that girl a dirty jordan"
"noo wayy she's a lucky hoe"

Dirty jordan by eliiiiiiiisssaaaaa m April 25, 2007

Dirty Jodie 

The act of having a banana up your ass while bouncing up and down watching gay porn then having your partner eat it.

She was doing a dirty Jodie last night

Dirty Jodie by Dfgoon June 6, 2020

Dirty Jordan 

When you suck a homeless crackhead's dick to pay off your drug debts.

"I watched him give a dirty jordan to homeless Bill"

Dirty Jordan by CrackheadJane October 20, 2020

Dirty Jodi 

A Dirty Jodi smells of cigarettes and booze on a Sunday morning.

Whoa! That girl is a Dirty Jodi.

Dirty Jodi by MrsAwesome May 21, 2019

Dirty jordan 

the act of a boy(friend)puttin his girlfriends hands in his pants, and the father of the boy is entering the room, and in an act of desperation, the girl pulls her hand(s) out quickly and with force, but getting caught on the pants on her way out and in doing so, ripping out pubes.

"at jordans house, eli and p cubed had a dirty jordan..and i was in the room (ew!)"

Dirty jordan by hannahkvfgbh April 26, 2007

Dirty Jodie 

when a girl farts and then shits on your bed and rolls around in it, she then jumps at the wall in numerous shapes to leave silhouettes of shit on your wall. she then smokes all the batteries in the house and gets too high to breathe and thus forth. dies.

person 1: did you hear about Sally!
person 2: no what happened??
person 1: she suffered a dirty jodie!!

Dirty Jodie by JizzoLizzo October 1, 2021