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dirty jay jay 

When a girl takes out her fake eye sticks it in ass farts it out into your mouth.
The girl lost her eye last night doing the dirty jay jay
dirty jay jay by Topher3000 April 6, 2021
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Dirty Jay 

When you piss in her ass to kill the demons
Last night she said she horny so I have her a dirty jay
Dirty Jay by _white_guy4 May 28, 2018

The Dirty Jay!

When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.
flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"
The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017

dirty jay 

a derogatory term, calling someone a dirty jew in a secretive manner.
"Dude I just got stole a candy bar from the store."

"You're such a dirty jay."
dirty jay by wzzm June 2, 2010

The Dirty Jay Leno 

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.
Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"
The Dirty Jay Leno by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

Dirty Jay Sekulow 

The act of a lawyer tossing his client's salad while the client pisses all over the Constitution.
Ken Starr "Jesus Christ Pam you smell like a barnyard this morning."
Pam Bondi: "It's not me Ken. Tell Jay to go brush his whore mouth."

Pat Cipollone: "Fucking Dirty Jay Sekulow"

Dirty Jay 

Nappy headed shit stain who cant speak or spell at a 4th grade level.
look at that pathetic Dirty Jay. What a sad excuse for a man.
Dirty Jay by eatadickjay September 3, 2020
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