When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.

flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"

The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017

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dirty jay

a derogatory term, calling someone a dirty jew in a secretive manner.

"Dude I just got stole a candy bar from the store."

"You're such a dirty jay."

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The Dirty Jay Leno

The act of eating a girl out while she shits on your chin, said shit will stick to your chin making it seem larger like Jay Leno's Chin.

Bratcher- Man i was tasting some cunt nectar from the goregous girl this morning and she shit on my chin! The worst part is when i backed away it stuck to my chin!

Tyler- Man thats called "The Dirty Jay Leno!"

The Dirty Jay Leno by Tyler1994 April 4, 2011

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Dirty Jay Sekulow

The act of a lawyer tossing his client's salad while the client pisses all over the Constitution.

Ken Starr "Jesus Christ Pam you smell like a barnyard this morning."
Pam Bondi: "It's not me Ken. Tell Jay to go brush his whore mouth."

Pat Cipollone: "Fucking Dirty Jay Sekulow"

Dirty Jay Sekulow by SarahSandersHuckabuckaBee February 3, 2020

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Dirty Jay

Nappy headed shit stain who cant speak or spell at a 4th grade level.

look at that pathetic Dirty Jay. What a sad excuse for a man.

Dirty Jay by eatadickjay September 3, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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