dirty irish 

The only way to accomplish this is by going to Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day and looking for a rainbow and when you find it chase the end of it and once you get there take as much gold as possible then a drunk Leprechaun will come out trying to fight you and then you need to pick up the really heavy pot while the magic coins give you super powers and drop it on his head and start fucking him to become a Leprechaun!

Man- How’d you become the Leprechaun
Leprechaun- I dirty irished the last one
Man- well that’s what I’m planning to do with you
Leprechaun- Shit :(

dirty irish by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018

Dirty Irish Milkbone 

When a disgusting Irishman swabs his bellybutton with his finger, then wipes it on an unsuspecting innocent bystanders upper lip.

Jim got a dirty irish milkbone from kirk.

Dirty Irish Milkbone by McLvn September 11, 2014

Dirty Irish Milkbone 

When A Irishman that hasn't bathed in days swirls his finger in his bellybutton, then wipes his finger upon a lip of an unsuspecting innocent bystander.

Jim got a dirty irish milkbone.

Dirty Irish Milkbone by McLvn September 11, 2014

Dirty Irish Milkbone 

Noun (N).

Referring to the index finger of an uncouth Irishman.

"Get your dirty Irish milkbone out of my face man!"

Dirty Irish Milkbone by McLvn September 11, 2014

Dirty Irish Twins 

Half-Siblings born within a year of each other, who have only share one parent.

"Trisha and Kristy are Dirty Irish Twins"

"They're both 24, I thought they were just twins."

"Nah, they have the same daddy and two different mama's, Trisha turns 25 this week and Kristy turns 25 next month."

Dirty Irish Twins by Asymmetrical May 28, 2022

Dirty Irish Trick 

When your tea is too hot, so you put it in your spoon like soup and blow on it and drink it that way. Most often done by children who don't have the patience to wait for the tea to cool. The double dirty Irish trick is when you drink the tea from the saucer. (South Buffalo, NY Irish)

Anne was drinking her tea and it was too hot, so she did the dirty Irish trick and drank it from her spoon.

Dirty Irish Trick by PattyO'Irish December 19, 2017

Dirty Irish Goodbye 

When one or more parties leave a restaurant without telling anyone they are leaving and without paying any part of the group bill.

Jason: Where did Lucas and John go? The bill is $200 and they never paid.

Jim: They walked out the door like 5 minutes ago. Looks like they pulled a dirty Irish goodbye.

Dirty Irish Goodbye by Dr. Roboto February 21, 2025