A Dirty Gabriela is when your husband cheats on you with a statue of a German Shepard with a 4 foot long penis to make a point to his mates that he would be the rachiest most baddest most fergalicious bad bitch Gay in the club then plays it off as a drunk past time
Hey Karen is it true that you husband Chad was caught doing a Dirty Gabriela yesterday at the Old Jewish camp at the end of town?
A dominatrix queen that owns a butt plug bong. She makes you take a hit from it when then you are seduced by her powers and convinces you to let her peg you. No spit because y’all have cotton mouth. A little ass play is always a good thing.. And it goes both ways
A Dirty Gabrielle sure loves ass play and weed that she found a way to combine them both.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.