dirty dongle 

When every aspect of a person - from their toes to their accoutrements - is a complete disaster.

That girl is a straight-up dirty dongle.

dirty dongle by Noodnoodle February 14, 2017

Dirty Dangles

Sick moves and dekes, usually in reference to Hockey.

dude, did you see those dangles Ovechkin put on Crosby, talk about dirty dangles.

Dirty Dangles by candykong February 18, 2009

Dirty Dangler 

A dirty penis after a round of exhilarating anal sex. The Dirty Dangler is typically moving from a rigid to a flaccid state after pulling out from the oring and needs a good cleaning.

After unloading in his girlfriend's dirty ass, Roger pulled out his Dirty Dangler and after refusing to wipe it off, gave her a good old fashioned chili dog.

Dirty Dangler by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2015

dirty dingle 

A penis that has been pooped on during anal sex

Kay: I was banging Jeb's mom in the butt last night and she gave me a dirty dingle
Parker: That is so disgusting

dirty dingle by dinklebergg May 6, 2015

Denver Dirty Dangler 

Occurs when two men are in the act of anal sex and the receiving man has not taken a shit in a long time. As the giving man is pounding the other man in his long overdue shit, he pulls out to find a hair dangling from the tip of his penis with a small shit-crumb attached.

This does not have to occur in or around Denver.

Man 1- Did you hear that John gave Mark a Denver Dirty Dangler last night?

Man 2- Yeah, he had to take a shit right after they were done.

Denver Dirty Dangler by WordGod0985 April 3, 2010

Dirty dingleberryslam 

The act of cutting off ones dingleberries, and taping them to your face. You then rip'em off again, fry em, take a louisville slugger, have em pitched by the one who owns the dingles, and bat em into a crowd of young school girls...

The little girl told me that I have big ears. I went to her mothers house, cut off her pointy dingleberries, and gave her daughter a dirty dingleberryslam

Dirty dingleberryslam by DirtySeanP October 27, 2007

Dirty Dangle 

when a male squats over a sexual partner in such a maner that his balls and/or cock are in her mouth while his ass hole is right above her nose.

Yeah I gave that chick the dirty dangle last night

Dirty Dangle by the dirty dangler January 25, 2009