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Dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip 

A LAD-point-garnering move of moderate difficulty; to induce vaginal or clitoral pleasure through the application of digits beneath a girl's panties on the dancefloor.
James Hurst: "Yeah, absolutely smashed it last night. Only went and dirty dipped her sopping, dinnai! Macklin's Law baby! The dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip! Huge points. If I knew her name I'd send her Mum a thank you letter."

The Dirty Digit 

To insert a finger into the anus
"What a surprise! not only did she swallow the lot, but I got The Dirty Digit as well"
The Dirty Digit by Matt February 3, 2003

Full Dirty Digit 

The Penis
That girl i was talking to in the club i went home and gave her the full dirty digit.
Full Dirty Digit by Locnes December 21, 2016

dirty digital 

The act of participating in sexual activities through the internet.
Hey Emma, since you live across the country from me, would you be interested in doing the dirty digital with me?
dirty digital by aaronr77 March 10, 2018

Digital Dirt 

a negative online reputation; something negative connected to your name online that others can easily find: i.e. drunken pictures, extreme rants on message boards, complaints from exes, talking smack about your boss. Extreme digital dirt is a digital dealbreaker
He had some good interviews for a new job until the recruiter Googled him and found his digital dirt about why he got fired from his last job.
Digital Dirt by Robyn G October 22, 2010
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026