dirty dicky 

When a man sticks his penis into a womans vagina, then her anus, and finally her mouth. Coined after Ricardo Garcia, aka Dicky, who loved doing dirty dickys.

Damn, I just did a dirty dicky on that biatch!

dirty dicky by giners September 9, 2005

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert 

One of four hosts for the beerists podcast who is 90% Polish and 10% Japanese and goes by Maiku. When aroused, he has the ability to use his dirty dick as a Katana, Tonto blade, a ruler and a thermometer for toilets to tell you what the temperature of the toilet water is and how deep the toilet is. Be careful not to say Midori three times in a row or else he will show up in his Kimono and Zori and strangle you with his chain wallet or his dreadlocks which he keeps in his closet. His 24andMe is written in Hentai.

Man 1: "Hey man what are you listening to?"
Man 2: "The Beerists Podcast..."
Man 1: "Oh! I love that show! That Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert guy is soooo white!"
Man 2: "You mean the Japanese guy?"
Man 1: "Uhh... He's definitely white, man..."
Man 2: "Oh okay sure and I can Davis Dip my entire right arm."
Man 1: "Psh! Whatevs brotein shake!"
Man 2: "Well I'll talk to you later, here."
**Man 2 hands Man 1 a small origami swan and runs away**
**Man 1 unfolds origami swan and reads aloud the following**
"MIDORI! MIDORI! MIDORI!"
**Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert appears and chooses to strangle Man 1 with his chain wallet and vanishes leaving a small pile of Hot Topic coupons, but not in a pejorative way**

Mike 'Dirty Dick' Lambert by JewBoy98 February 14, 2019

dirty dick rodney

A jerk. A creep. A womanizer. A "bad boy". A promiscuous heterosexual man with a penchant for bedding women who are already in committed relationships.

My wife cheated on me with dirty dick rodney, so I'm going to divorce her.

dirty dick rodney by davidcpuffer April 21, 2022

Dirty dick syndrome 

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

Dirty dick syndrome by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

dirty dick licker

some one who is a worthless scumbag.

Fred don't help out becuase he's a dirty dicl licker.

dirty dick licker by jon jonz February 25, 2004

detroit dirty dick 

Having sex with 2 different girls within 24 hours without taking a shower

Yesterday, I pulled off the Detroit dirty dick with Sarah and Emily

detroit dirty dick by SHIZNIZZLE December 8, 2014

Dirty Dick Dylan 

A hairy wolf beast that penetrates a woman raw then proceeds to penetrate another woman with the same undressed cock on which the previous woman's juices still reside.

Dirty Dick Dylan once used a rubber..... Just kidding no he didn't.

Dirty Dick Dylan by KittyCat69 May 13, 2014