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dirty curt 

Listening to angry rock music while getting butt fucked by a random Tinder date and crying after it.
I thought it was going to be a romantic date night until a dirty Curt happened.
dirty curt by Gatinha69 July 13, 2020

Dirty Curty 

When you’re sucking on a girls titties and you cum on your stomach.
We didn’t fuck last night, but I did get a dirty curty.
Dirty Curty by Definitley your Dad October 16, 2023

Dirty Curtain 

The act of urinating on a woman's head, effectively drenching the hair, and then proceeding to have the woman give the man a blowjob whilst her wet hair is draped in front of her face, ergo dirty curtain.
My girlfriend gave me a dirty curtain last night, and by golly was she wet.

Dirty Curty 

A Dirty Curty is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, however when doing a chick doggystyle and sticking your finger up her ass, one does not give the chick a reacharound shit mustache but instead he gives himself the shit mustache.
Dude, we could see Joe railing this chick from behind through his bedroom window, and he totally stuck his finger in her ass and gave himself a Dirty Curty.
Dirty Curty by KPT1000 February 24, 2011

dirty curtis 

A curry, usually of dubious quality, eaten in the early hours of the morning, in a backstreet emporium after a long hard night of massive alcohol consumption. Named for Curtis Davies, a sportsman who has been spotted around Birmingham enjoying this kind of meal.
Hey Edward, you going for a dirty curtis later?
dirty curtis by MaccaVilla April 11, 2008

Dirty Curty 

One bad dude that lives in the "A"
Dirty Curty was so amped on friday night.
Dirty Curty by Outrageous December 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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