dirty alf 

After she shats on her vag, he eats it.

Alf was always trying to eat the cat... Eating poop on a vag is dirty... Thus... Dirty Alf

dirty alf by N8the9er April 8, 2008

Dirty Alfie 

When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her

The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie

Dirty Alfie by Mike literus July 8, 2020

Dirty Alfred 

Fists your girlfriends mother whilst your girlfriend blows you

Girlfriend sucks your dick and you first her mother dirty Alfred

Dirty Alfred by Swhorndog December 3, 2018

Dirty Alfredo 

Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.

During Sex, that mothafucka gave me a Dirty Alfredo!

Dirty Alfredo by Mike Medina February 5, 2008

Dirty Alfie 

They’re usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out

Any Person whatsoever: My crush doesn’t like me so I busted a nut.

Another person: Dirty Alfie!

Dirty Alfie by Shrexy Shrek April 23, 2020

Dirty Alfonsi 

Kill people with gas from your ass.
Cant be done by women.

H1lt3r do a Dirty Alfonsi to kill 6 millions of beans.

Dirty Alfonsi by EngConnection March 8, 2018

Dirty Alfonso 

When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.

Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".

Dirty Alfonso by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021