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dirty alf 

After she shats on her vag, he eats it.
Alf was always trying to eat the cat... Eating poop on a vag is dirty... Thus... Dirty Alf
dirty alf by N8the9er April 8, 2008
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Dirty Alfie 

When a women mixes a mans knob cheese with mayonnaise and licks it out his crack before he enjoys kissing her
The people in the fast food restaurant did a dirty Alfie
Dirty Alfie by Mike literus July 8, 2020

Dirty Alfred 

Fists your girlfriends mother whilst your girlfriend blows you
Girlfriend sucks your dick and you first her mother dirty Alfred
Dirty Alfred by Swhorndog December 3, 2018

Dirty Alfredo 

Taken from the dialect of "Sucious Sanchiverous", (better know as a "Dirty Sanchez"), The Dirty Alfredo is when you take approximately 1 lb. of cooked fettuccine, gently throw it on of your partner, and proceed to ejaculate on the pasta and your lover. Thus, creating this opulent delicacy.
During Sex, that mothafucka gave me a Dirty Alfredo!
Dirty Alfredo by Mike Medina February 5, 2008

Dirty Alfie 

They’re usually the type of people to nut in bed and are basically sorta heart broken for any reason at all so they decide to bust a nut to let it all out
Any Person whatsoever: My crush doesn’t like me so I busted a nut.

Another person: Dirty Alfie!
Dirty Alfie by Shrexy Shrek April 23, 2020

Dirty Alfonsi 

Kill people with gas from your ass.
Cant be done by women.
H1lt3r do a Dirty Alfonsi to kill 6 millions of beans.
Dirty Alfonsi by EngConnection March 8, 2018

Dirty Alfonso 

When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
Dirty Alfonso by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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