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dirty Nohel 

When you’re having gay Sex with a tiny skinny man, that weights so little u can throw him in the air then try to penetrate him with your penis while he is still up.
Dude I’m in the hospital cuz last night I was doing Bryan a dirty Nohel and accidentally fractured my penis. Didn’t think it would happen because of how light he is.
dirty Nohel by Kullo November 2, 2021
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dirty noel 

The act of having anal sex with a dwarf, ejaculating inside and using both of your hands to scoop out the cum and faecal matter.
Taff: Hew a pyewa gave that 3 foot tall spaz a dirty noel
Josh: gan on!
dirty noel by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020

Dirty noelle 

When you run into a target bathroom because you have to take a massive shit, and find a couple doing it while licking a bloody poop covered tampon, and they ask you if you want to join.
That's called a Dirty Noelle.
Bro I just witnessed a dirty Noelle, it was crazy.
Dirty noelle by RrUoSsTeY April 27, 2020

dirty noell

when ure w/ a girl and just take a dump on her chest
Baby we've been together for a while, how bout a dirty noell?
dirty noell by kevin April 23, 2003

dirty nohelia 

This type of girl is one of the dirtiest you can find. It's when the girl has huge Boobs and Ass and you start off by doing a Boob job (aka pajaso Ruso), then proceed to do a butt job on her. You then shove your dick inside her that while pinky fucking her butthole. You finish off with spraying her face with cum and having her lick every last drop while she finishes off rubbing her clit to climax. Nasty as fuck those Nohelias.
The girl said she likedbit rough, so I did a dirty Nohelia on her.
dirty nohelia by Dirty_Angel October 18, 2020

dirty noelani

When you receive good head from a partner (specifically a Hispanic male named diego) and he manages to finger you at the same time to make you squirt on his face
Wow! I gave my girlfriend the “dirty noelanilast night it was awesome
dirty noelani by Cougar069 May 28, 2023
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