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Dirty Brandon

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.
Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!
Dirty Brandon by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020

Dirty Brandy 

When you’re getting fucked and the D is hitting that spot and you squirt and it lands in your drink.
Yo I was fuckin my girl and I made her squirt so hard I made a Dirty Brandy.
Dirty Brandy by RopeBunny814 May 6, 2019

Dirty brandon the entertainer 

When you ejacukate on the headliner of your car and she slams the door and it drips down on your forehead while eating pineapple pizza.
Oh hey.... I had a dirty brandon the entertainer last night

Dirty brandon

Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.
Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime
Dirty brandon by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020

Dirty Brandin 

While having sex doggy style...(man or woman) you place the laptop on their back and watch BBC porn while telling her to call you black.
Man I wasn't feeling it last night, so I pulled a dirty Brandin.
Dirty Brandin by Dirty Trash Water August 25, 2019

Dirty Brandon

When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)
"We did the Dirty Brandon last night."
Dirty Brandon by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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