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When you have an extremely long ash on the end of your cigarette like the one joe had in the alligator scene of the movie Joe Dirt. Pronounced DEAR-TAY. Du$e didn't not make this up.
Dude ash that fuckin' dirte before you burn a hole in my seat!
dirte by Jared Lieto January 14, 2009
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More extreme than dirty....absolutely filthy. So dirty that there are just no words to describe how grimy someone, something, anything is.
Don't trust that hooker, she is staright dirte.
dirte by mitch May 13, 2005
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DirtE Maher 

The act of pressing your butt cheeks against a sliding glass door and proceeding to take a shit, if done correctly it will look like a shit dog between two buns
The bitch locked me out of the house so I gave her a DirtE Maher
DirtE Maher by TheBigBill August 10, 2016

Joe Dirte 

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.
Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."
Joe Dirte by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

el dirte 

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.
dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.
el dirte by roguespierre December 20, 2005

Direct talk 

Is straight up with no chaser real talk that leaves no room for any confusion.
I’m a firm believer in direct talk don’t time for beatin around bush.
Direct talk by Starving Artist246 October 6, 2021

Direct talk 

Is the opposite of indirect talk because it’s clear decipherable and direct where you know exactly what a person wants.
I told my boy Cal I’m fluent in several languages including direct talk.
Direct talk by Starving Artist September 23, 2021
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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