dirtdicking

The act of getting so drunk or high that one's figurative "dick" gets knocked in the figurative "dirt."

Making a grave mistake that results in a figurative loss of one's status, dignity, or respect.

"He was so drunk last night that he ended up dirtdicking his own birthday party by passing out before the cake was even served."

"I can't believe I lost that job over something so stupid. I really dirtdicked that one."

"I was really nervous about my job interview, but I ended up dirtdicking it by showing up late and forgetting my resume."

by McRadioface May 5, 2023

dirtbiking

The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between a person's buttocks, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion, accompanied with an extreme exhale, resulting in the sound of a two wheeled motorized vehicle. See Motorboating.

So it turns out, Shit Faced and Dirtbiking are the same thing. Heeheehee

Is that shit on your lips or are you just happy to see me?

I've been dirtbiking so long, even Cookie Monster won't eat my chocolate chips.

by Pappa Weird January 1, 2012

dirtbiking

just like dickriding but u can say this out loud in class and not get in trouble by the teacher.

term started in Baton Rouge, La.

stop all that dirtbiking .

hop off that dirtbike.

cool it lil one you could stop dirtbiking.

by dirtbiking August 22, 2020

dirtbiking

The act of shitting oneself whilst wearing tight biker leathers or racing suit.

'I almost crashed my road-bike yesterday, and ended up dirtbiking'.

by McTastic July 16, 2008

DIRTBIKING

DIRTBIKING, to oversteer and slip from the wet stuff, down the dirt track, be sure to put on a helmet, the terrain is rough and tough.

man i went dirtbikin last night, dam that track was tight.
solihull girls love dirtbiking

by DJ_FERNZ October 11, 2006

dirtbiking

A secret code-word for homo activities between childhood buddies.

"Remember when we used to go dirtbiking together all the time?"
" That was fun. We should go dirtbiking again like we did when we were kids."

by Duff and Brad May 29, 2003

Diricking

V. To collect ball-sweat in a cup and store it over time. After several months of storage, you shoot it back like a shot of fine whiskey. Mmmmm gotta love diricking.

My friend showed me diricking yesterday....

Needless to say...

We are no longer friends.

by TheWildThromberry July 27, 2017