To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014
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