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Dirt-dickin 

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
Dirt-dickin by knastymf November 6, 2014
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dickie dirt 

I need my new dickie dirt cos i'm going out on a Leo Sayer = I need a new t-shirt as i'm going for an all day drinking session.

Vada the bona dickie dirt = look at that nice shirt.
dickie dirt by DanimalLondon May 29, 2008

dick in the dirt

I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)

That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.
dick in the dirt by ootsae May 15, 2005

Dick in the dirt

When someone gets knocked down or unconscious face first.
That pot brownie knocked Billy's dick in the dirt.

knock his dick in the dirt 

To "knock his/their dick in the dirt" indicates a humiliating or violent setback has been suffered, often in sports.
Knock his dick in the dirt

That sack sure knocked their dick in the dirt!
knock his dick in the dirt by Abh3 September 25, 2017

knock my dick in the dirt

Damn that's a strong ass drink. It will probly knock my dick in the dirt!

slam my dick in the dirt 

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.