dipsy doodle 

A wimp. A total loser or party pooper. A softy. Someone who cannot handle challenge. A scaredycat. A coward

Figure1- Wanna ride the roller coaster with me ?
Figure2- Nah man, I don't really want to.
Figure1- C'mon man, stop being a dipsy doodle!

dipsy doodle by laminlover#5 April 4, 2013

Dipsy Doodle 

It’s goofy uncouth reckless dump acting functioning slow or the slowest person or in fact the type of person who completely challenged a will always levitate to a higher caliber woman to fit in pathetic or lack of a better word.

I was looking at beautiful women and the her friend Dipsy Doodle opened her mouth thinking I was talking to her .

Dipsy Doodle by Child support definition April 7, 2022

dipsy-doodle 

A move in hockey to get around defending players. Usually involves lots of stick and puck movement from side to side.

He made a dipsy-doodle around the defenseman and scored.

dipsy-doodle by Bruce McDonald April 26, 2006

dipsy-doodle 

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.

"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"

dipsy-doodle by vvhip July 23, 2016

dipsy-doodles 

diarrhea, extremely loose stool. This term could also be used to describe food poisoning symptoms.

Last night's shellfish kept me up all night with a terrible case of the dipsy-doodles.

dipsy-doodles by kdonk March 18, 2010

dipsy doodles 

A generic term for any snack foods that are consumed while getting drunk , preferably on cheap booze

Rick: where the fuck were you ??
Tepo: I was sitting by the railroad tracks drinking Muskatel & eating dipsy doodles

dipsy doodles by Rondo Calarisian December 9, 2008

dippy doodle 

When you hit on your best friends girlfriend and she ends up being your ‘side’.

“Hey Brittney, you look cute. Want to have sex?” John said to Bobby’s girlfriend. She later became his dippy doodle.

dippy doodle by Bobass July 24, 2020