Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)
Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
by vvhip March 16, 2016