diploir 

means millennial; ugly; gross; english teacher

my english teachers jean jacket is so diploir

diploir by chocolateandvanillaswirl May 28, 2022

diplobrat 

The children of diplomats or other foreign service members who recieve diplomatic immunity.
Specifically, those that therefore live opulently and arrogantly within their host country.

The rest of us had to go to court when we got caught smoking weed in the park, but Johhny's a diplobrat, so he just called up the embassy and had them expunge it all from his record.

diplobrat by G Star February 24, 2008

diploids

A term for when your voice cracks or a sudden change in your voice thats usually embarrassing.

Did you just hear Mark he just got major diploids?

diploids by Mysteryhart January 21, 2009

Diploid

n. Like dipshit but without cussing. Diploid.

n. Also something in biology

What the fuck richard! You diploid!
(A continuation of a vine reference)

Diploid by Pepe.twat January 22, 2018

Diplobratted 

When a friend or otherwise acquintance interjects in your story or anecdote to add a point which is relevant to the story but ruins the whole point of the story.

The phrase is based on the term diplobrat as a person who is a son or daughter of a diplomat, a diplobrat will usually have some experience living in foreign countries and thus has more likelihood to know minor details regarding said country.

However the phrase is not limited to be used by diplobrats only, and can be used by any person of any profession, as long as the interjected point is correct.

Person 1: You have to make a foundation, you know? Like how a second floor in a building is held up by the pillars.
Person 2: Actually the floor is usually held up by supporting beams.
Person 1: ...
Person 2: Diplobratted!

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Person 1: I don't think we understand each other, we need to speak the same language, like how the Chinese people all speak the Chinese language.
Person 2: Strictly speaking the Chinese people do not speak Chinese.
Person 1: Okay, they speak Mandarin, and so wha-
Person 2: And Cantonese - SNAP! Diplobratted!

Diplobratted by Vagn June 12, 2012

Diploid

Diploid is a word that is typically used by the nerds of the 21st century. You would use the word as a name you would call someone if they made a stupid mistake or missed an answer on a test. The term originated in Laguna Middle School when a nerd noticed the term for a cell, diploid, sounded like a name you would call someone. The traditional method for "diploiding" someone is using your index finger to flick someone under the nose. This, however, proved to be too difficult and was changed to flicking someone with the nail side of your index finger anywhere on the face. The phrase commonly used for diploiding someone is, "Ya diploid, why'd ya do that?" It is supposed to be said with a very nerdy accent. "Ah, don't be such a diploid!" is also an acceptable phrase.

"Ya missed number 13, ya diploid!!!!!"

"Why do ya have to be such a diploid!!!!"

"Ya diploid!!! Ya diploid!!!! Ya diploid!!!!"

Diploid by NerdyDiploidMan October 30, 2011

diploid

mexicans who drink too much coffee

jasmine is such a diploid, I saw her in starbucks for the third time this week! It's only monday...

diploid by fella69696969 November 2, 2023