Diploid

n. Like dipshit but without cussing. Diploid.

n. Also something in biology

What the fuck richard! You diploid!
(A continuation of a vine reference)

Diploid by Pepe.twat January 22, 2018

Diploid

Diploid is a word that is typically used by the nerds of the 21st century. You would use the word as a name you would call someone if they made a stupid mistake or missed an answer on a test. The term originated in Laguna Middle School when a nerd noticed the term for a cell, diploid, sounded like a name you would call someone. The traditional method for "diploiding" someone is using your index finger to flick someone under the nose. This, however, proved to be too difficult and was changed to flicking someone with the nail side of your index finger anywhere on the face. The phrase commonly used for diploiding someone is, "Ya diploid, why'd ya do that?" It is supposed to be said with a very nerdy accent. "Ah, don't be such a diploid!" is also an acceptable phrase.

"Ya missed number 13, ya diploid!!!!!"

"Why do ya have to be such a diploid!!!!"

"Ya diploid!!! Ya diploid!!!! Ya diploid!!!!"

Diploid by NerdyDiploidMan October 30, 2011

diploid

mexicans who drink too much coffee

jasmine is such a diploid, I saw her in starbucks for the third time this week! It's only monday...

diploid by fella69696969 November 2, 2023

diploid

a person who doesnt really get shit the FIRST or SECOND fuckinn time.
it has to be repeated over &over againn.

we call bree a diploid because she cant get shit the first time.

diploid by beamie January 18, 2008

Maria Diploudis 

1. A famous Greek warrior from the 12th century. She single handedly freed the nomadic peoples of Volos from the tyrant ruler of Chios.
2. A person, usually a woman, who shows a great amount of strength and leadership.

May your daughter live to have the strength of a thousand Maria Diploudis'.

Maria Diploudis by FreddieQT January 10, 2009

Diplodoculus 

Ali-a is stupid.

Its a Diplodoculus!

Diplodoculus by Wow that was really cool! October 30, 2020

diplodochalus 

Not an actual word, but Ali A thinks that it is a type of dinosaur.

Lol bro, did you see the diplodochalus meme?

diplodochalus by ItsYaBoyAliA September 25, 2019