dinse 

A generic word usually meaning something vulgar; Often times associated with ones penis.

"Ayy, yu wanna see my dinse "?

"Dude, I totally just dinsed all over myself"

"I honestly have one of the biggest dinse's yu will EVER see"

dinse by JCapone74 March 20, 2009

Dinse 

A small amount of something

Ex: I dip my fries in ketchup just a dinse

Ex: she’s not the smartest, she’s kind of a dinse

Dinse by Ben_Thomas August 11, 2022

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Dine on the vine 

blow job

My woman loves to Dine on the vine!

Dine on the vine by THE_BIGMAN October 2, 2009

Mike Dense 

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

Mike Dense by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

Maulana Diesel 

Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.

Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.

Maulana Diesel by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

dense motherfucker by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014