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A funny person with dark brown / black hair. Black eyes.shes fun to be around. Loves going to church.
Man: did you see dinise today.
Man2: nah man shes at church 😚😛
dinise by Jefd October 24, 2017
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A matriarch. I woman of substance that knows how to sweat blood to survive. Easily manipulated due to her good and caring nature. This lady can socialize with anyone. She is the life-line of her family and a protector. She always has time to listen, and is a shoulder to cry on. Although emotionally confined, she dreams big and enriches herself with whatever resources are available. Always willing to embark on an adventure and push through her boundaries. This undaunted gal is blind to limits and carries the world bravely on her shoulders. Life does not get her down. She's a homemaker and excels at crafts. A sturdy, headstrong, and unrelenting person. Resourceful at every opportunity and a fighter, Denise never ceases to amaze. Easy to call friend with a heart of pure gold. Earthy materials do not matter to a Denise, kindness and gratitude are her rewards. This is a peace loving soul who wishes well on all. Keep her close, she's a great companion.
If all the world could know a Denise, how perfect life would be
Denise by The Noogie June 27, 2019
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Denise Milani 

One of the hottest women on earth, if not the hottest.

Unfortunately she doesn't do any nude, but there 100's of sexy pictures in bikini, lingerie or tight clothing to be found on the internet.

If her boobs are 100% natural like she claims them to be, God must have been in a good mood when she was conceived. Combined with a perfect ass and a cute face, she is better than superwoman.

Denise was born in the Czech Republic and moved to the US, not unlike Veronica Zemanova. And although Zemanova does show boob, nipple and labia, she does have inflated tits. So Denise is the hotter one.
I wish Denise Milani would show some boob! Or at least a nipple...
Denise Milani by Milanifan January 19, 2011
Denise is a very smart, sexy girl who can be very emotional at times. Denise tends to care about people ALOT. That is, until they back stab her😅. Denise is fun to be around, likes to joke around alot. But when it is time to get down to business, she get's down. Denise is often described as a beautiful and hyperactive. Denise loves to hang out with guys because girls can be b***hes! When Denise lands in a relationship that she loves, whether it be friends or a boyfriend, she puts in her heart and soul into it. She can be very sensitive yet very rude😂. But we all love Denise!
"Yo. I'm bored. What should we do bro?"
"We could go hang at Denise's. She has video games and everything!"
"She's dope"
Denise by zezebubbles October 16, 2019

Dirty Denise 

A Dirty Denise is a close cousin to a Cougar.

A Dirty Denise looks sweet and innocent, but don’t let her refined exterior fool you.

Dirty Denise is a sexual T-Rex. You don’t stand a chance against a Dirty Denise. She will wear your ass out.
So, our group has a Dirty Denise in it. She is in predatory mode too.
Dirty Denise by Bob Fife December 8, 2018
A beautiful woman. Very athletic and flexible. She had a amazing personality and is very peaceful. She is a great girlfriend. Denise's are also loyal and reliable. They are very thoughtful. Always give never take. They often get their heart broken. They deal with alot but always manage to get through it by their selves. They are very independent and sexy. Also great in bed !
If you've been hurt. Call Denise, she can heal your pain and always be there for you
Denise by Im_Inlove December 23, 2014

Dirty Denise 

Dirty Denise. Noun, one hot MILF!
Damn look at that Dirty Denise! What a hot piece of ass!
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go ahead
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everclear & bepsi
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