diloposaurus

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out spit on her butt...she thinks you are done...and you bust on her face.

Last night I was fucking this dumb bitch from behind and I gave her the diloposaurus!!

by M J October 25, 2005

dilophsaurus

When your cumming on a girls face, you let a little out first, then you consistently pinch your dick, spitting ferociously, while aiming at her eyes to blind her.

Mandy was blinded by Tom's Dilophsaurus.

Samantha didn't expect to get a dilophsaurus

by KelsoFalco April 18, 2008

Dildosaurus

A giant douche bag, and or dildo. Someone who gets on other peoples nerves.

Jeez, why is Joe such a dildosaurus?

by TK9X3 July 8, 2010

Golden Dilophosaurus

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.

Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!

by MD452 April 20, 2014

Dilophosaurus

Right before a guy is about to cum, he spreads his sack out wide with both hands and then blasts his "venom" in/on the girl's eyes, temporarily blinding her.

Why was she so mad at you yesterday?

I gave her a dilophosaurus.

by HarmfulFX January 26, 2010

Dilophosaurus

The Dilophosaurus, finding its origins from the classic movie Jurassic Park 1, is a sexually vengeful technique where a girl takes a load in her mouth and proceeds to spit it into the guy's eyes, temporarily blinding him.

A more advanced technique is The Reverse Dilophosaurus, where the man gets snowballed and then spits it back into the girl's eyes.

Both techniques can open up combos, such as the classic Dilophosaurus->Strawberry Shortcake->Chewbacca. Try to see how many unique combo chains you can create!

Adam: Ohh I'm about to go!
Eve: Here, in my mouth.
Adam: Ahhooohhh!
Eve stands up and spits it in Adam's eyes.
Adam: Fuck Shit! You bitch that fuckin' burns! I can't fuckin' see! Did you just Dilophosaurus me?

by Phew Carboskel July 19, 2010

dildosaurus

a dildosaurus is a dinosaur that lives in the Amazon rainforest and feeds of human female hikers. it has a body of a t- rex and a dildo head. it makes noises like blublululu

I saw a wild dildosaurus while on my adventure through the Amazon rainforest.

by 1000volts to the nipps June 3, 2018