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Dilophosaurus 

Right before a guy is about to cum, he spreads his sack out wide with both hands and then blasts his "venom" in/on the girl's eyes, temporarily blinding her.
Why was she so mad at you yesterday?

I gave her a dilophosaurus.
Dilophosaurus by HarmfulFX January 26, 2010
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Dilophosaurus 

The Dilophosaurus, finding its origins from the classic movie Jurassic Park 1, is a sexually vengeful technique where a girl takes a load in her mouth and proceeds to spit it into the guy's eyes, temporarily blinding him.

A more advanced technique is The Reverse Dilophosaurus, where the man gets snowballed and then spits it back into the girl's eyes.

Both techniques can open up combos, such as the classic Dilophosaurus->Strawberry Shortcake->Chewbacca. Try to see how many unique combo chains you can create!
Adam: Ohh I'm about to go!
Eve: Here, in my mouth.
Adam: Ahhooohhh!
Eve stands up and spits it in Adam's eyes.
Adam: Fuck Shit! You bitch that fuckin' burns! I can't fuckin' see! Did you just Dilophosaurus me?
Dilophosaurus by Phew Carboskel July 19, 2010

Golden Dilophosaurus 

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
Golden Dilophosaurus by MD452 April 20, 2014

Malnourished Dilophosaurus 

Someone who is incredibly ugly that it is an insult to the human race. A person whom has a ugly ass face and haircut. Tends to be a person named Mattew. This person tends to smell like horse shit and hay and have a greasy ass mullet and or bull cut.
Matthew you look like a malnourished Dilophosaurus from north Africa you cunt

dilophsaurus 

When your cumming on a girls face, you let a little out first, then you consistently pinch your dick, spitting ferociously, while aiming at her eyes to blind her.
Mandy was blinded by Tom's Dilophsaurus.

Samantha didn't expect to get a dilophsaurus
dilophsaurus by KelsoFalco April 18, 2008

Dilophosaur 

The bane of literally everyone’s existence. Whether it be the stupid bastards killing noobs on the beach or those annoying monsters that hunt other dinosaurs in the night, the dilophosaur will always manifest itself as an evil and truly insane Dino destined to attack literally anything and everything for no reason.
Guy 1: hey didn’t your raptor finally grow to an adult?
Guy 2: yeah but this screeching dilo murdered me for no reason
Guy 1: dude those twitchy dilos got no chill

or

Level 1 Bob: *spawns in*

Level 5 wild dilo: REEEEEEEEEEEE

Basically dilophosaur are crazy mofos who can’t be trusted
Dilophosaur by R0B B0SS March 2, 2020

diloposaurus 

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out spit on her butt...she thinks you are done...and you bust on her face.
Last night I was fucking this dumb bitch from behind and I gave her the diloposaurus!!
diloposaurus by M J October 25, 2005
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