Right before a guy is about to cum, he spreads his sack out wide with both hands and then blasts his "venom" in/on the girl's eyes, temporarily blinding her.
by HarmfulFX January 26, 2010
The Dilophosaurus, finding its origins from the classic movie Jurassic Park 1, is a sexually vengeful technique where a girl takes a load in her mouth and proceeds to spit it into the guy's eyes, temporarily blinding him.
A more advanced technique is The Reverse Dilophosaurus, where the man gets snowballed and then spits it back into the girl's eyes.
Both techniques can open up combos, such as the classic Dilophosaurus->Strawberry Shortcake->Chewbacca. Try to see how many unique combo chains you can create!
A more advanced technique is The Reverse Dilophosaurus, where the man gets snowballed and then spits it back into the girl's eyes.
Both techniques can open up combos, such as the classic Dilophosaurus->Strawberry Shortcake->Chewbacca. Try to see how many unique combo chains you can create!
Adam: Ohh I'm about to go!
Eve: Here, in my mouth.
Adam: Ahhooohhh!
Eve stands up and spits it in Adam's eyes.
Adam: Fuck Shit! You bitch that fuckin' burns! I can't fuckin' see! Did you just Dilophosaurus me?
Eve: Here, in my mouth.
Adam: Ahhooohhh!
Eve stands up and spits it in Adam's eyes.
Adam: Fuck Shit! You bitch that fuckin' burns! I can't fuckin' see! Did you just Dilophosaurus me?
by Phew Carboskel July 19, 2010
During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!
Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!
Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!
Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
by MD452 March 13, 2014
Someone who is incredibly ugly that it is an insult to the human race. A person whom has a ugly ass face and haircut. Tends to be a person named Mattew. This person tends to smell like horse shit and hay and have a greasy ass mullet and or bull cut.
by The baby from dinosaurs January 13, 2024