The bane of literally everyone’s existence. Whether it be the stupid bastards killing noobs on the beach or those annoying monsters that hunt other dinosaurs in the night, the dilophosaur will always manifest itself as an evil and truly insane Dino destined to attack literally anything and everything for no reason.
Guy 1: hey didn’t your raptor finally grow to an adult?
Guy 2: yeah but this screeching dilo murdered me for no reason
Guy 1: dude those twitchy dilos got no chill
or
Level 1 Bob: *spawns in*
Level 5 wild dilo: REEEEEEEEEEEE
Basically dilophosaur are crazy mofos who can’t be trusted
Guy 2: yeah but this screeching dilo murdered me for no reason
Guy 1: dude those twitchy dilos got no chill
or
Level 1 Bob: *spawns in*
Level 5 wild dilo: REEEEEEEEEEEE
Basically dilophosaur are crazy mofos who can’t be trusted
by R0B B0SS March 2, 2020
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During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.
Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!
Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!
Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!
Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!
by MD452 April 20, 2014
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by HarmfulFX January 26, 2010
Get the Dilophosaurus mug.The Dilophosaurus, finding its origins from the classic movie Jurassic Park 1, is a sexually vengeful technique where a girl takes a load in her mouth and proceeds to spit it into the guy's eyes, temporarily blinding him.
A more advanced technique is The Reverse Dilophosaurus, where the man gets snowballed and then spits it back into the girl's eyes.
Both techniques can open up combos, such as the classic Dilophosaurus->Strawberry Shortcake->Chewbacca. Try to see how many unique combo chains you can create!
A more advanced technique is The Reverse Dilophosaurus, where the man gets snowballed and then spits it back into the girl's eyes.
Both techniques can open up combos, such as the classic Dilophosaurus->Strawberry Shortcake->Chewbacca. Try to see how many unique combo chains you can create!
Adam: Ohh I'm about to go!
Eve: Here, in my mouth.
Adam: Ahhooohhh!
Eve stands up and spits it in Adam's eyes.
Adam: Fuck Shit! You bitch that fuckin' burns! I can't fuckin' see! Did you just Dilophosaurus me?
Eve: Here, in my mouth.
Adam: Ahhooohhh!
Eve stands up and spits it in Adam's eyes.
Adam: Fuck Shit! You bitch that fuckin' burns! I can't fuckin' see! Did you just Dilophosaurus me?
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Get the Dilophosauce mug.When doing a girl from behind and you pull out spit on her butt...she thinks you are done...and you bust on her face.
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