The bane of literally everyone’s existence. Whether it be the stupid bastards killing noobs on the beach or those annoying monsters that hunt other dinosaurs in the night, the dilophosaur will always manifest itself as an evil and truly insane Dino destined to attack literally anything and everything for no reason.
Guy 1: hey didn’t your raptor finally grow to an adult?
Guy 2: yeah but this screeching dilo murdered me for no reason
Guy 1: dude those twitchy dilos got no chill
or
Level 1 Bob: *spawns in*
Level 5 wild dilo: REEEEEEEEEEEE
Basically dilophosaur are crazy mofos who can’t be trusted
Guy 2: yeah but this screeching dilo murdered me for no reason
Guy 1: dude those twitchy dilos got no chill
or
Level 1 Bob: *spawns in*
Level 5 wild dilo: REEEEEEEEEEEE
Basically dilophosaur are crazy mofos who can’t be trusted
by R0B B0SS March 2, 2020
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