Dilophosaur

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The bane of literally everyone’s existence. Whether it be the stupid bastards killing noobs on the beach or those annoying monsters that hunt other dinosaurs in the night, the dilophosaur will always manifest itself as an evil and truly insane Dino destined to attack literally anything and everything for no reason.

Guy 1: hey didn’t your raptor finally grow to an adult?
Guy 2: yeah but this screeching dilo murdered me for no reason
Guy 1: dude those twitchy dilos got no chill

or

Level 1 Bob: *spawns in*

Level 5 wild dilo: REEEEEEEEEEEE

Basically dilophosaur are crazy mofos who can’t be trusted

Dilophosaur by R0B B0SS March 2, 2020

Words you can keep

dilophsaurus

When your cumming on a girls face, you let a little out first, then you consistently pinch your dick, spitting ferociously, while aiming at her eyes to blind her.

Mandy was blinded by Tom's Dilophsaurus.

Samantha didn't expect to get a dilophsaurus

dilophsaurus by KelsoFalco April 18, 2008

Golden Dilophosaurus

During sex when a chick gets fucked so hard she pisses. Then the dude catches said stream midair, takes a mouthful, and spits if back in her face as he remounts her.

Melvin: OMG Danny did you see that!? That girl just got the piss fucked out of her!

Danny: Damn dude! He caught her mid-stream then spit it back into her face!!!

Hillary: Just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park! He totally just gave her a Golden Dilophosaurus!

Golden Dilophosaurus by MD452 April 20, 2014

Dilophosaurus

Right before a guy is about to cum, he spreads his sack out wide with both hands and then blasts his "venom" in/on the girl's eyes, temporarily blinding her.

Why was she so mad at you yesterday?

I gave her a dilophosaurus.

Dilophosaurus by HarmfulFX January 26, 2010

Dilophosaurus

The Dilophosaurus, finding its origins from the classic movie Jurassic Park 1, is a sexually vengeful technique where a girl takes a load in her mouth and proceeds to spit it into the guy's eyes, temporarily blinding him.

A more advanced technique is The Reverse Dilophosaurus, where the man gets snowballed and then spits it back into the girl's eyes.

Both techniques can open up combos, such as the classic Dilophosaurus->Strawberry Shortcake->Chewbacca. Try to see how many unique combo chains you can create!

Adam: Ohh I'm about to go!
Eve: Here, in my mouth.
Adam: Ahhooohhh!
Eve stands up and spits it in Adam's eyes.
Adam: Fuck Shit! You bitch that fuckin' burns! I can't fuckin' see! Did you just Dilophosaurus me?

Dilophosaurus by Phew Carboskel July 19, 2010

Dilophosauce

The act of ejaculating due to your love of dinosaurs.

Mike was so excited to see the new Jurassic Park movie that he dilophosauced his pants.

Dilophosauce by Guywoodman7 June 1, 2016

diloposaurus

When doing a girl from behind and you pull out spit on her butt...she thinks you are done...and you bust on her face.

Last night I was fucking this dumb bitch from behind and I gave her the diloposaurus!!

diloposaurus by M J October 25, 2005

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026