dilfmobile 

A really nice looking truck that can go from 0 to 60 in 3.7 seconds, has 37 inch wheels, a small lift to allow room for the tires (but not too high or getting the kids in and out of the vehicle is tough), and a good looking man as it’s owner.

So are we buying the Dad car or DILFMOBILE?

dilfmobile by ASHBRAT May 18, 2022

Milfmobile 

A Milfmobile is a car in which a MILF commonly drives during the day. The destinations a MILF chooses to go in the "Milfmobile" are shopping, taking the kids to school, or coming back from the gym. A Milf specifically drives a black range rover, sometimes gray.

Steve: "Hey! Look at that black range rover!"

Josh: "Yea bro, thats SUCH a Milfmobile..."

Milfmobile by Magic striss March 13, 2009

milfmobile 

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.

"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."

milfmobile by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005

Dikemobile 

Subarus! Lesbians love them! As motor vehicles, of course!

Hey, look at Wanda and Rhonda in their new dikemobile. Think they're going to Home Depot to get some parts.

Dikemobile by yulia9 January 11, 2008

dipmobile

an extremely fast vehicle, usually a high end luxury/sports/race car, usually used for getting away from the holice ie: ferarri,lamborghini,bugatti,KOENIGSEGG, maserati, aston martin, saleen, mclaren, ect.

when me and my homie saw lights in the rearview, i kicked the dipmobile into 3rd gear and got the fuck out of his sight...and the pig never saw us again...

dipmobile by SneakyThaJuggla November 6, 2008

Dikemobile 

Jeep Wrangler, made worse by large tires and obviously non-functional chrome additions to the frame. The most widely desired vehicle of lesbians everywhere.

If you're driving one of these and you think it's cool there is a serious issue with either your a)community's concept of coolness, or b)your sexuality

Dikemobile by This Lil Cracka April 1, 2005

dickmobile 

A car with a round nub shaped antena on the top.

a.k.a Rich's car the one we threw manure on.
-remember pissing on the dickmobile

dickmobile by alexandre Douville November 4, 2006