handlesog's definitions

Pops

The only possible thing to do after a round of golf.
Also the root of Covid-19

“Hey that was a good round of golf wanna come back to my place to have some pops?”

by handlesog May 13, 2021

Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

by handlesog December 22, 2020

Daup-o-meter

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter

by handlesog December 22, 2020

dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

by handlesog December 20, 2020

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 20, 2020

daupolino

another variant of the term daup. used more as an adjective.

Person 1: You see all that traffic?
Person 2: Yea, that’s a tasty daupolino

by handlesog December 20, 2020

fackin tell me

when someone shoots you a goodie, you inform them that they must tell you

Originates from the latin saying, shoot me a goodie.

Person 1: Pull your mask up

Person 2: why don’t you come over, we can sit down with some nice south amereecan coffee, and you can fackin tell me

by handlesog December 20, 2020