Definitions by handlesog

Pops 

The only possible thing to do after a round of golf.
Also the root of Covid-19

“Hey that was a good round of golf wanna come back to my place to have some pops?”

Pops by handlesog May 13, 2021

Shoot me one 

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

Shoot me one by handlesog December 22, 2020

Daup-o-meter 

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter

Daup-o-meter by handlesog December 22, 2020

dildomeer 

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

dildomeer by handlesog December 20, 2020

Put it in my ear 

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

Put it in my ear by handlesog December 20, 2020

daupolino 

another variant of the term daup. used more as an adjective.

Person 1: You see all that traffic?
Person 2: Yea, that’s a tasty daupolino

daupolino by handlesog December 20, 2020

fackin tell me

when someone shoots you a goodie, you inform them that they must tell you

Originates from the latin saying, shoot me a goodie.

Person 1: Pull your mask up

Person 2: why don’t you come over, we can sit down with some nice south amereecan coffee, and you can fackin tell me

fackin tell me by handlesog December 20, 2020