10 definitions by handlesog

dildomeer

Someone’s who’s such a dildo, they’re an advanced form

That guy over there is such a dildomeer

by handlesog December 21, 2020

Daup-o-meter

The scale on which daups are judged.

Ranked on a scale from 1-5
1- Tasty
2- Delicious

3- Scrumptious

4- Exquisite

5- Devine

Person 1: How much of a Daup is this
Person 2: Let us consult the Daup-o-meter

by handlesog December 23, 2020

Shoot me one

When someone just needs to let you know a goodie

Just fucking shoot me one buddy

by handlesog December 23, 2020

dayup

a variant of daup

Person 1: your moms a hoe
Person 2: Dayup

by handlesog December 21, 2020

fackin tell me

when someone shoots you a goodie, you inform them that they must tell you

Originates from the latin saying, shoot me a goodie.

Person 1: Pull your mask up

Person 2: why don’t you come over, we can sit down with some nice south amereecan coffee, and you can fackin tell me

by handlesog December 21, 2020

Put it in my ear

When someone says something so scrumptious, you tell them where to shoot you said goodie.

Person 1: A Ford Ranger is a good vehicle

Person 2: Why don’t you put it in my ear

by handlesog December 21, 2020

daupolino

another variant of the term daup. used more as an adjective.

Person 1: You see all that traffic?
Person 2: Yea, that’s a tasty daupolino

by handlesog December 21, 2020