dildo smack 

a physical attack with an apparatus used for sexual pleasure (dildo) also one whom is like to suffer such a blow on a regular basis.

abel sun is a dildo smack and i will dildo smack him.

dildo smack by abel sun April 28, 2003

dildo smack 

A total fucken retard.

My roommate is a freak'in dildo smack.

dildo smack by umox January 9, 2007

dildo smack 

jacob

dildo smack by Anonymous October 30, 2003

dildo sack pie 

The result of hastily extracting a dildo from a partner's anus and accidentally lathering the ball sack with residual fecal matter.

My girlfriend was about to climax so I got nervous and pulled the dildo out of her asshole, resulting in a dildo sack pie. I had to wash my balls for an hour.

dildo sack pie by K.O.T.W. April 16, 2010

dildo smacker

One who stands over a dildo and repeatedly smacks the dildo with a fly-swatter.

Keith was being a dildo smacker today.

dildo smacker by justin665 August 16, 2006

fuzzy dild smack

a good and/or cool thing.

fuzzy fuzzy dilds. fuzzy dild smacks. fuzzy fuzzy dild smacks

fuzzy dild smack by ma jones May 6, 2004

dild smack 

a.) a goofy person; a fool.
b.) see a-bag
c.) see also, fuzzy dild smack

person 1: "one time, i saw a wigger walking around wearing a rick smits jersey."
person 2: "only dild smacks like big white nba basketball players."

dild smack by ma jones May 6, 2004