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one of THE sweetest people alive.

you won't find anyone as awkwardly cute and funny as him.
his jokes'll make you crack up even if you're on the verge of tears.
he loves you no matter what.
and so do you.
<3
i thought i was going to die, but i called Abel and felt so alive again.
by (: ha. May 15, 2010
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Abel doesn't need drugs to be creative... but takes them anyway for fun

#avant #garde
Abel has cool hair
by LowL33s@h January 03, 2017
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A kid that is super nice, has a giant dick, and will make everybody laugh. He is the kid that girls love, guys are friends with, and people wish their dick was that big.
Oh abel made me laugh so hard, then we made love.
by prettykindacoolguy October 12, 2011
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1.) A person who is willing to diligently handle a task.
2.) The second son of Adam and Eve. The son who offered a gift to God, and this gift was better than his brother's gift.
Levani: But who can handle this?
Abel: You know I can do it.
by Abel March 21, 2005
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This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Abel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Abel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Abel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Abel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Abel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Abel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Abel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Abel is one who is, as ..
Abel is better then The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris got his ass kicked by Abel
GOD is no match for Abel
by Dr. Pops April 23, 2010
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abel is a guy that is sweet and down to earth he is a guy you can call a butthole to and he wil still love you
me:buttthole

abel:buthole
me :stupid face
by bloodyracoon October 04, 2016
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