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(Noun) Any object that cannot under any circumstances be considered a dildo.
Guy 1: "Hey man can she use that as a dildo?"
Guy 2: "Considering that it's sawblade, I'm going to have to say that it's a dildano.
dildano by Legolas10100 May 7, 2020
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dilday • dilay • Dildad • Dildy • dilda • Dildar • Dildoy • Dilaya • dilayla • dildacorn
"Oh my, she's perfect, she's a beauty, she's a Dilay."
dilay by AmberLeijten September 19, 2013
Dilay means beautiful moon, sometimes she can be socially awkward when talking to her friends and family. Dilay can be kind and sweet and will always make you feel better. If you would date someone named Dilay you would never want to lose her because she is an amazing person and will treat others with respect and is super down to earth. Dilay can sometimes act weird but they only do that so other can feel better if they are having a bad day.

Dilay is the type of person you would want to hang out with.
Dilay went to a park one day
Dilay by I'm rlly bored..... March 29, 2022

Slang Dildangin' 

A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Slang Dildangin' by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
dilay Is very kind and sweet. In the first place is she a kind of shy. But If you hang out with her you will notice that she really wants to be her friend. Sometimes is she a kind of jealous but she is awesome!

I am really happy with a friend like Dilay.
Dilay is a really good friend 💗
Dilay by .-Regina_George-. March 20, 2019

dildarchery 

The act of shooting a dildo into an anus, mouth, or vagina of someone using a compound bow or possibly a crossbow. Requires precision and skill.
I was browsing porn and I saw a video of some girl getting a dildo shot up her ass with a bow, so I coined the phrase dildarchery. Man the internet is strange!
dildarchery by Deathbringer12 July 26, 2018
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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