YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A DILANG
by hobosdickcheesy June 12, 2011
Get the dilang mug.DILAG is an acronym for "Diyan Lang Ako Gang" or "I'm just going there gang"
It's a joke about traffic violators who use the excuse that they're just going nearby.
It's a joke about traffic violators who use the excuse that they're just going nearby.
The rider who was caught without a crash helmet, pointed to a nearby building and said he's just going there. He must be a member of DILAG.
by dilagsakalam November 20, 2022
Get the dilag mug.A process inspired by the accurately named "Slang Dangin'" this process requires the aid of a plastic paynus substitute otherwise known as a "dildo." The difference of this is that two females are involved in said phenomenon where one female using a sexual aid device will then assault the delicate lady parts of a girl who is about to become one Slang Dildangin' less innocent. If preformed properly escape is not possible due to paralysis from the waist down.
Guyface: Did you hear ashley cant walk?
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
Girlface: yea! her and breadquanda were Slang Dildangin' last night!
Guyface: poor ashley!
by TheInfamousKiDd November 14, 2014
Get the Slang Dildangin' mug.Dilan has the most beautiful personality you can find, she has natural beauty that no one can replace, Dilan can play hard to get when it comes to relationships, and if she has a crush on someone all she will think about is that special person, she definitely has a few secret admirers, Dilan tends to fall in love with her bestfriend, she is the most loyal girl out there she can keep not only secrets but she can also keeps friendships , if someone does her dirty she might put on a smile but deep down shes hurting , if someone assumes things that arent true then good luck because shes gonna tell you things you do not want to hear, Dilan can be seen as having a big ass , beautiful, nice hair , funny personality, if you have Dilan as your bestfriend then you are one lucky human
by Snapchattt00 February 26, 2018
Get the Dilan mug.A German sword from the dark ages shaped like a phallus and colored bright pink. Still used in modern times, but not as commonly.
Person A: Hey, man. Did you see Jim's dilinglashlong last week?
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
Person B: Yeah, it was pretty tiny. Dissapointing.
Person A: I agree. Mine's much better.
by matBobross June 17, 2018
Get the Dilinglashlong mug.the definition of perfection. She’s the hottest from all the girls and she is very smart. She is probably the pretty bestfriend and is a badass. She gets all the boys and get them bags.
by dilanasya February 21, 2021
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Julia say's: I love you Dillanger Kane
Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.
Dillanger Kane say's: I love you too my Julia, for ever and ever.
by TheGirlfriend/ August 22, 2011
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