Dilano

A man who joins the military and gains all bad things from joining the military after basic training, including anger issues, lust for blood, and a marriage in a six month relationship. These "people" are also absolute dumbasses and typically in debt.

"John became a Dilano halfway through his basic training graduation ceremony

by IMetMyGFonAmongus March 13, 2022

Dilano

a guy that seems introverted at first but once u get to know him he is the complete opposite and is a very nice, caring, friendly asshole that everyone likes.

Person 1: this guy seems mean
Person 2: theres no way hes mean his name is Dilano

by Thebestmfffff January 29, 2022

dilano

a little boy in our science class

"OMGZ, HEY DILIZA!!! Do you like eating cottage cheese from your mom's yeast infection?"

by terue January 5, 2005

Dilano

A dumbass introvert who seems cold at first but warms up to u and ends up making fun of u 24/7

Friends: damn this mfs weirdo i’d never
Approach him
Me: nah he isnt hes just a dilano

by Thebestmfffff November 22, 2021

Dilano

A dumbass weirdo introvert, hes “a thinker” who seems cold af but once he warms up to u he makes fun of u 24/7

Dont get me wrong hes the most annoying human being aver created with the lamest jokes but hes a sweet kid

Person: damn hes such a weirdo id never approach him
Me: nah he’s just a Dilano

by Thebestmfffff November 22, 2021

Dilano Skillano

When there is a Dilan that has mastered his talents and is so skillful to be a god he will end up as a Dilano Skillano,

Dilano Skillano! What beautiful skill from him, he gets past all the defenders even better than Ronaldo and Messi!

by Xceloh April 24, 2018

Dylano'briensexual

Some people loves Dylan O’Brien and some people are obsessed with him! You only loves him and that’s the one and only! The love of your life! If that’s true you’re Dylano'briensexual

Someone: can I have your number?
You: No, in DylanO'briensexual!

by I’m Dylano'briensexual December 26, 2020