A human being, typically a male, with superhuman levels of charisma and strength, who has the capacity to lead the allied troops to victory against the nazis on one day, to saving a burning orphanage on the second, to literally sleeping with every female you have ever known in your life on the third. (That includes your mother and you know it.)
He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )
To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.
He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )
To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.
Dilanja? He slept with your girlfriend, your mother and your sister on the same night. And he didn't even ask them? THEY ASKED HIM? Well I don't see why your surprised. He's literally Dilanja...
by Dilanjas adorers November 27, 2021
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Dilanja? The mf that's going to grow up to become everybodys fucking owner so people should start paying him their dues, to make sure they won't be subjected to a public circumcision? Him? He banged your mom? Can't say I'm surprised lmao
by Dilanja's multiple fans November 24, 2021
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Dilanja? Your girlfriend left you to go be with Dilanja? I really don't see why your surprised. Have you seen the guy?
by Dilanja's multiple fans November 24, 2021
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Dipanjan is a guy who is always truthful, only lies when he needs to make people laugh, has a great sense of humor, he is one of the best friends one can ever have, once he gets attached to you, he stivks to you like a glue. His loce life is awful, he ia definitely not a love at first sight person, it takes time for him to fall in love with someone but usually most Dipanjans are unable to propose to the person they are in love with. Dipanjans hate cheaters, and can go to any eztent to do bad things to those who cheat. Beware! If you are one of those people then you should never try to befruend a Dipanjan, it will do you more harm than good.
You: I am so awful, I hate myself!
Dipanjan: When you smile the uwhole world stands and stops for a while, You're amazing! Just the way you are!
Dipanjan: When you smile the uwhole world stands and stops for a while, You're amazing! Just the way you are!
by Lin19902 June 22, 2021
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by Dulanjas bitch ;) January 9, 2020
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