dilanja
A human being, typically a male, with superhuman levels of charisma and strength, who has the capacity to lead the allied troops to victory against the nazis on one day, to saving a burning orphanage on the second, to literally sleeping with every female you have ever known in your life on the third. (That includes your mother and you know it.)
He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )
To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.
He is compassionate and caring, which plays a major role in his magnet like attraction of the opposing gender (also referred to as 'the chicks' )
To put it frankly, he's the perfect human being.
To put it in a frank but slightly hurtful (the term 'slight' has been used in a very underrated manner here), he's the son your mom wanted all along, and she's not over it either...
And yes, his shlong is long.
Dilanja? He slept with your girlfriend, your mother and your sister on the same night. And he didn't even ask them? THEY ASKED HIM? Well I don't see why your surprised. He's literally Dilanja...
dilanja by Dilanjas adorers November 27, 2021
