digismack

Internet usage in order to satisfy a need to go online.

I was trying to get offline but website are like digismack!

by Corpus Christi July 27, 2007

Dogsmack

A slang word interchangeable with "bullshit." It basically means: u my dog, but u should get smacked for sayin' that shit

Guy 1:"nigga tupac aint shit compared to soulja boy nah mean?"

Guy 2: "nah nigga thats fuckn dogsmack nigga, eat a dick"

by Small Jizzam Unclean Mean May 16, 2010

dillsmack

an idiot, a tool, a reject.

"your are the biggest dillsmack I know"

by axel2194 September 15, 2009

dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

Dicksmacker

1. A tool, douchebag, or all around loser who is lacking friends and/or social skills.

2. One who charges rent in Monopoly.

3. A male who literally smacks either his dick, or another's dick, in frequent excess. Can also apply to a female.

Guy with the properties: Hey, you owe me X Dollars.
Me: fine, take it, ya dicksmacker.

or

"Hey look! Isn't that the guy that got punched in the face yesterday?"

"Yeah, he is a level 1 dicksmacker."

by Skye Guy May 31, 2009

Dilsmack

When somebody is being a fuck tard.

Hey you fucking dilsmack shut the fuck up bitch

by Jamie "RB" Royse July 16, 2008

Doobie DickSmack

When a man colecocks a women in the face with a big ole donker.

John totally just Doobie Dicksmacked Rebecca.

by Rompanstomper May 5, 2010