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diesching 

when someone pockets your vaporizing device or other substances and walks around without giving it back to you and without hitting it
yo quinn lemme smack that j… (5 mins later) yo diesche why your pants on fire? did you pocket the j??

yo tring lemme hit that hooch… (5 mins later)
yo diesche give my vape back you selfish cunt stop diesching me
diesching by hazendavis October 30, 2023
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drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.
Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.

dilly ditching 

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.
“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”
dilly ditching by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020

Ditching 

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.
I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!
Ditching by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Judi-Denching 

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.
Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
Judi-Denching by Prudence19 December 30, 2020
Putting a CD on each side of your glasses, and moving your head in a way which causes the CD's to rotate in front of your eyes.
Sam is weird as fuck. He sent me a video of him discing
Discing by E-in September 3, 2017

homie ditching 

the act of ditching your homie for another homie
Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.
homie ditching by draydayy January 30, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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