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diesching 

when someone pockets your vaporizing device or other substances and walks around without giving it back to you and without hitting it
yo quinn lemme smack that j… (5 mins later) yo diesche why your pants on fire? did you pocket the j??

yo tring lemme hit that hooch… (5 mins later)
yo diesche give my vape back you selfish cunt stop diesching me
diesching by hazendavis October 30, 2023
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drain drenching

The act of pissing down the floor drain in a public bathroom.
Tommy was drunk and had to piss but the urinals were full so he just went drain drenching.

dilly ditching 

The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.
“She went Dilly Ditching because her toy no longer pleased her and she wanted a new one.”
dilly ditching by SkFredyyP November 2, 2020

Ditching 

To ditch somebody is to leave them behind without warning.
I can't believe that bitch Audrey tried ditching me for Brandon's party!!
Ditching by CeeDawg April 17, 2015

Judi-Denching 

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.
Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.
Judi-Denching by Prudence19 December 30, 2020
Putting a CD on each side of your glasses, and moving your head in a way which causes the CD's to rotate in front of your eyes.
Sam is weird as fuck. He sent me a video of him discing
Discing by E-in September 3, 2017

homie ditching 

the act of ditching your homie for another homie
Yeah, Judy's coming over at 7, but then she's gonna go with Mark at 9 or 10. Man, talk about homie ditching.
homie ditching by draydayy January 30, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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