deshingles 

anyone who been married more than five times and has children who are lowkey emotionally unstable

dechane audrey shingles

Stay away! You freaking have deshingles!

deshingles by trailmix101daddy September 3, 2016

Deshingles 

When you think you lit, but you been married a bunch a times and your children are lowkey serial killers

Whoa! Flip off man, you have Deshingles!

Deshingles by trailmix101daddy September 3, 2016

dechinglish

The act of editing a document poorly written in English by a native Chinese speaker into smoother wording.

The paperwork I received from China was so awkward I was forced to dechinglish it for 2 hours before it was readable.

dechinglish by Bigduckz June 18, 2008