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an expression use to determine the way your feeling.
I am diefol that i will get an A on this test
diefol by ROMNEY November 25, 2004
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1. A company that is involved in the manufacture of banking equipment - such as ATMs.

2. A company that makes voting machines that are highly vulnerable to hacking as well as voter fraud. A company that insists on making voting machines that don't leave a paper trail.
Diebold should've stuck to making ATMs instead of trying to make Repulican voting machines for George Bush.
Diebold by jesster79 February 16, 2006
A new expression to describe the vast array of new phenomenological experiences that may arise as a direct result of using a digital device. In short, those glitches, bloppers that happen as result of using some sort of tech gadget. "Butt Dialing" someone is considered a 'Disfold.'
The randomness of drop calls. Starting a text but a phone calls comes through, your on the phone so long, you forget to send the text. Shattered smartphone screen, "that person is outside of the coverage area," yet they're not, phone/tablet/game console freezes- these are but a few examples of 'having a disfold.'

Disfoldication- the study of this new phenom.
Disfold by Mizzle Jizzle August 20, 2013

diekolola 

A Darling who is ready to give anything up for anybody. He/ She is a sweet adviser and has a father or mother figure based on the gender.
I love diekolola
diekolola by Mikum February 5, 2020
A voting machine that has basically ended democracy in America.
Republicans and Bush can fuck up so much in the next few years and Republican voters would vote against the Republican canadidates, but with Diebold Voting Machines the Republican Party will stay in power!!!!!!!
diebold by LibWithaHeart April 12, 2005

Diebolded 

An election or contest in which the least likely candidate achieves victory due to a questionable or fraudulent electronic voting system is said to have been "Diebolded". It shares no common etymology with "de-balled", although it means essentially the same thing for democracy.
Seriously, the only way (insert candidate's name here) could have won that election is if it was Diebolded.
Diebolded by SofaShark February 4, 2006

defoliating the victory garden 

If Sally wants wear a bikini, she should consider defoliating the victory garden.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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