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A new expression to describe the vast array of new phenomenological experiences that may arise as a direct result of using a digital device. In short, those glitches, bloppers that happen as result of using some sort of tech gadget. "Butt Dialing" someone is considered a 'Disfold.'
The randomness of drop calls. Starting a text but a phone calls comes through, your on the phone so long, you forget to send the text. Shattered smartphone screen, "that person is outside of the coverage area," yet they're not, phone/tablet/game console freezes- these are but a few examples of 'having a disfold.'

Disfoldication- the study of this new phenom.
Disfold by Mizzle Jizzle August 20, 2013
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When you follow someone on twitter, but have stopped paying attention to them.
I still follow, but that monotonous droning made me skip over all the trite shit. Disfollow.

Too much of a pussy to unfollow, I ignore them by disfollowing.

Is that a disfollow in your pants or are you happy to unsee me?
disfollow by morros August 13, 2010
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disfondorance 

Opposite of loving and affectionate, to be not down with, something of a lesser preference, not to the likes of, anything else but this, the act of being extremely not fond of, and including bit not limited to being unloving, aloof, averse, disinterested, indifferent, unaffectionate, unconcerned, undemonstrative, unfeeling, cold, hating, hostile, uncaring, distant, reserve, remote, detached, unfriendly, frosty, withdrawn, unsociable, uncommunicative, frigid, unresponsive, antisocial, standoffish, unsympathetic, unforthcoming, chilly, unapproachable, impersonal, offish, unbending, stiff, unclubbable, formal, asocial, standoff, uninterested, dry, forbidding, disdainful, supercilious, impassive, unemotional, passionless, stuffy, stolid, incurious, dispassionate, disinclined, unwilling, antipathetic, reluctant, loath, restrained, unmoved, unfavorable(U.S.A.) unfavourable(UK), backward, ill-disposed, opposed, allergic, phlegmatic, apathetic
To have a serious disfondorance for things I'm anti-fond of.

I have a serious disfondorance for cheaply manufactured products and magnificently horrible engineering and the marketing that moves said articles.

I have a new for disfondorance for no name pizza place, they changed their sauce, I done with them.

I thought I was going to a Metallica concert, when we got to the venue we realized we where more dyslexic than previously had been taken into consideration when we read the kiosk and realized it said Metallicka. They where an experimental white noise solo project consisting of just one person the "performing artist" just licked his guitar strings while running his slobbery soul performance through every effects pedal ever made cranked all the way to 11. Needless to say my disfondorance was at an all time high while I had never felt so low.
disfondorance by OlyWaMememith February 18, 2021
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Discold by KorinYTUK November 10, 2022

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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