Defolding 

When something gets unfolded

When you’re folding something and then you lift it up to fold it again and then it defold it self

Courtesy of Trevor VanderMeer The word defolding is a word

Defolding by Defolding June 11, 2020

Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.

Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

Always Defending Mugabe by Shamumofo August 7, 2011

defending the shield 

Origin is from ESPN's Pardon the Interrupton

Wilbon makes fun of Kornheiser's "NFL, right or wrong" defense of league policy, no matter how absurd it may be.

1) to blindly defend a rule, decision, or product, soley based on the fact that you're in love with it

"Don't say anything about how shitty AT&T's cell phones are. Bob's a former employee, and he'll bore you to death, defending the shield"

"Someone brought up Mike Vick, then Pat jumped in, and started defending the shield. He must be Roger Goodell's cousin"

defending the shield by Crazy Savages October 8, 2009

Infant Defending 

1. Baby-sitting, but more modern day and less "lame" sounding.

Geoffrey was infant defending Rob last night.

Infant Defending by ThisisaProtocol October 17, 2009

defooing 

Cutting ties with your family of origin--the family with whom you grew up without having much of a choice. Often involves moving out without telling them (the family).

FOO = family of origin

My parents are abusive and my family sucks, so I'm defooing them.

defooing by darklighteyes September 6, 2011

Devolving 

When yo girl break up with you, and you still depressed over her.

"Stop devolving over yo Ex. It's been over 2 months. Get a new girl."

Devolving by New_waulk May 25, 2018

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day 

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.

For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!

Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021