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Diddly-Dong Donut 

An insult, usually used in place of 'stupid', 'moron', or 'idiot', after completing an action of particular idiocracy and/or of a higher caliber of oddness compared to normal.
*says something strange*
"Zöe, you diddly-dong donut.."
Diddly-Dong Donut by KovaKovacs September 15, 2018

Diddly ding dong dang it 

Something you say when things don't go your way
"Wow there's so much ligma in here"
"What's ligma"
"LIGMA BALLS"

"Diddly ding dong dang it"

Diddy Dong 

He got a small diddy dong. I've seen it
Diddy Dong by TheDiddyDong69 January 6, 2019

Diddy Kong Dong 

The Diddy Kong Dong is the penis of a very hairy black midget, with pubic hair encircling the length of the shaft, with the only visible skin showing being that of the cock head.
I was taking a coed shower when a gang of midgets walked in and i saw at least three diddy kong dongs..

Diddly Dang Donger 

Jason and Marty have tiny diddly dang dongers

doot-didly-donger-cuckarino 

A word for a hateful video game character-Heimerdinger. Its used for insulting someone when you do something better that them
Dude 1 - I got 3 from maths test.
Dude 2 - I got 5... you doot-didly-donger-cuckarino HA HA

Dude 1 - I hate you...
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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